It’s funny, when I think about this exact time last year. Things were so different. I never would have thought that things could change so much in only a year. I wonder what next October will be like.

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rock-flag-and-jerkface:

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

they both look a little nervous about what the other one might write

then just the biggest smiles when they are reassured yet again how much they just love each other

(via tyleroakley)


I was like, ‘I don’t mean to be disrespectful, but I’ve said everything I could say.’ And it really embarrasses me to be on four different TV shows, two cartoons, have this movie, and be a New York Times best-selling author and continually have to talk about one time I said a swear.
Jenny Slate, about being asked SNL interview questions (x)

(via bobbymoynihans)


supersmashthestatebros:

okay, I lied. I don’t have my license to kill, but I do have my learner’s permit. as soon as my mom gets here, you’re toast.

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batreaux:

you walk over to the chamber of secrets and whisper “i have a crush on my cousin”. the basilisk comes over to you and says “you totally misinterpreted the use of this chamber and also you’re pretty fuckin gross”

(via wadduplinds)


chrssy:

show up to your funeral like

image

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thebabbagepatch:

holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit

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basically-better-than-you:

attention-bot:



I LIVE FOR THIS POST

basically-better-than-you:

attention-bot:

image

I LIVE FOR THIS POST

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radicalfarts:

eraserheadsbaby:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

IM SCREAMING

radicalfarts:

eraserheadsbaby:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

IM SCREAMING

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